Get rich quick schemes:
Predatory towing
Flea market romping
Buying colored crystals on ebay and then selling them as “healing crystals” endorsed by some shaman
Buy bags of manure, empty half of them out and fill half with dirt, sell them by the side of the road
Stealing crops from farms
Jamming locks open
Arson
Buy produce from BigY, put dirt on it, and sell it at the farmer’s market as organic produce
Boat/car switcheroo
UMass 3d printer
Put tons of lawn flamingos on people’s lawns and charge them $50 to remove them and says it’s a fundraiser and then just take the money